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JEALOUS MATADOR

Every time I look into your eyes
I see his face
And it drives me to distraction
Like a fairground attraction

But attraction to you is so very fleeting
More like a passing greeting
Than an annual boardroom meeting

I'm the Jealous Matador
And I don't take no bull from you

And if you ever agreed to meet him for sangria
That would make me angrier
And angrier and angrier

And if you ever smelt his putrid breath
I would find you and put you to death
And burn you and snort your ashes...???

Still my billowing red cloak it never stops
At least we're not in a china shop
All the teacups would be smashed to pieces
Along with you as well

So the morale of the tale is this
If you go near those loins of his
I would serve you as a frozen T-bone steak
To that lover of yours so his teeth would break

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from TalesOf​.​.​., released October 1, 2012

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